

“I wish we’d brought Kermit to the cave of the hermit,” I said to Luca as we passed the trail marker.

“But we’d probably need a permit to bring Kermit to the hermit,” he said matter-of-factly.
“If your hand feels too clean, you can touch the ground and germ it.”

“When the shoreline erodes, sometimes they berm it.”
“If you want straight hair to be curly, you can pin it or perm it.”


“If your hook needs a lure, you can bob it or worm it.”
“To settle an issue quickly, you can try to short-term it.”

“Did you enjoy the new film starring Dylan McDermott?!”

“Mom, what are you even talking about?”

























